Ignorant Genius

"Its not true I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Story of my life

fmylife:

Today, I set my status on Facebook to “Got hit by a car. In the hospital for a few weeks.” 10 people liked it and 1 person asked if there was a video. FML

Never had so much hate for someone I barely know. I hate you. Yes you. Prick.